Saturday, 26 January 2008

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For all you Noobs who cant read leet,please refer to the translation below XD(Hahaha okay you know im kidding about you all being noobs right?XD)


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TRANSLATION:

Lol okay so I am bored and i have a sugar rush!(due to having Mr.Softy Ice Cream for lunch a minute ago XD) so i decided to write this post..all in 1337(leet that is) hahaha XD so yesh today was a boring day o.o..i was busy sleeping and dreaming about food(what else?lol) then my mom had to come in and drag me outta bed to go to the temple T____T my peacefulsleep T____T ah well..then at around 9ish anne msged me asking if i was free and awake cause she wanted to go to M.O.E and later to school..haha so i went home got changed and she drove us over there xD

We got kinda lost..again XD ahhaha well not very lost la..we just forgot how to get to block C XD but meh we made it anyway..the lady at the counter was actually nice(unlike most who scowl at you and get pissed cause they got PMS or whatever) the lady was actually funny and umm nice and she explained stuff properly hahaha so after that we went to school(MD that is)

No parking =.=; we went round errrr 5 times and still no parking so finally we decided to park somewhere downstairs and walk up in the super hot sun @@ today very hot lahhh! INSERTED> [XD..haha so we went career's dept..cannot find my gp teacher anywhere 0.0 so we go kacau her in class HAHAHAHA..she was outside class tho..and she said she'd meet us in 10 minutes -ish so we went back to wait for her at the career's place..then later she talked to joanne and me being my usual curious self..kept asking questions HaHaHa and teacher was like "you're the asking too many questions type of person" LOOOL HAHAHA]

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Not So Translated XD :

I have nothing to do today T____T and well i feel so _______ (annez,i think you're the only one who knows what i mean xD) haha which is why this part is gonna stay leeted XD hahaha ah well i better run before writing more.....weird stuff XD Cya~

Edit : I just noticed after "today very hot lah" some stuff kena cut off due to my lame net connection XD so there i added it in liao hahaha XD


i love crabsticks!!! =D

i'm currently having boiled crabsticks and this other thing, sotong thing, for brunch.. and OMG de crabsticks SO YUMMY!!!!! i would like to credit myself for being so rajin to boil the crabsticks! wth? this is going nowhere =SSSSSS

aneways, stupid alley called me de other night, when everyone are supposed to be sleeping lyk a pig!! oh and before i go on, i should state that our blog is not halal.. so read at your own risk =X LOLS oh, at 3 effing A M!!!!! telling me she's HUNGRYY!!!!! and wanted me to drive her out to EATT!!!!!! who in their right minds will actually go to her place and drive her out to eat at 3am??? not me!! i hafta get my beauty sleep and get ready see my cute guy the next day lagi tu!! so i left her starving at home in de middle of the night!! so evil of me her =p HAHAHAHA

ALLEY YEW OWE ME BIG TIME ON THIS ONE =pppppppppppp

there's a computer exhibition taking place in the mall currently.. those of yew wanting to buy a computer/notebook/laptop/handtop/headtop, just head out to the mall and get one.. and don forget to loan it from JOANNE yes? oh, still wearing the xmas tree top if yew're wondering =ppppp

and this time, i'm not going to chase ppl for loans ledi.. i figured out a better tactic!! inspired from de beloved sally and jenny =DDD we hafta keep our customers intact! jus like the spider doing their web thingie, yes! i haven tried it yet but i think i'm going to fail miserably at it.. and the idea is really stupid btw =p

anyone willing to share any ideas of trapping a customer to get loan from me? hypnotising? anythinggg?? i'm still desperate =( HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Wednesday, 23 January 2008

Now this totally sucks T___T

Ohkay!My err first mini-rant/complain post!(i dont think the sarcastic driving class one counted). I had my Driving Law Test this morning and i only have 2 words to say about it.





It Sucked.So badly.(okay maybe not 2words XD)


I was the only one taking English today..that was a bummer @.@ ah well so i didnt think too much about it til i opened the question booklet thingy





Q1. what is this sign?





A. Slow Down


B. Nothing


C. Slow Down and give way





OBVIOUSLY its a roundabout sign.(ohkay the one here may not be triangle and yellow but..you get the point)Then where is the freakin option that says ROUNDABOUT? the least they could do was put RECYCLE as an option cause ehhhh it looks pretty similar



Q2. What is this sign?



A.Dangerous bend/turn


B.Double bend right to left


C.Dangerous many bend/turn



(Okay lol i couldnt find the "dangerous double bends" the rectangle one and not the triangle one so yeah)So dangerous double bends just suddenly warps into 1 bend or many bends or double bends in the wrong direction =.=;;;; how the heck do you answer this?



Q.(i dont know what number and i dont care anyway)


What to do when overtaken?


A. Accelerate and give way to continue at that speed


B. Accelerate


C. Accelerate and signal to return to original lane when being overtaken



Now why the heck do you accelerate when a car is overtaking you?!you slow down and let the dude overtake right????



Z.O.M.G I am going to fail my driving law exam T______________T..Can i just go do this now? (see picture below)T_______________________T


(if this were a normal case it'd be a pic of jumping off a roof but since this is a car related case..what the heck T__T)

Tuesday, 22 January 2008

WORST SERVICE ENCOUNTER

i would like to express my dissatisfaction towards a certain local company selling mobile phones & its accessories..

make sure that yew do not buy any goods from that particular company expecting its service to be good! and everytime yew purchased an item from de shop, yew're risking it if your phone suddenly goes wild! why, yew ask? cos no one there will actually care!! not even ppl working at their service centre.. i mean why would they fucking care right?

there's smth wrong with the speakers of my phone.. it always have this zzz-ing sound when i pressed the keys on de keypad or flip-close the phone.. so, it being under warranty, i brought it back to the place i bought it.. and it ended up with the service centre staff telling me "your phone no problem.. i played with it the whole day also no problem.. must be your songs not original"

ok, i hafta keep yew in suspense for a while cos i wanna talk about how stupid she is.. and yes! PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED!

there is this particular so-called "technician" who is too stupid to tell if your phone is working o not.. wait! i don think she deserves to be called a technician.. in actual fact, she's just one of those ppls who checks if your phone needs repairing o not when customers complain.. no wonder yew never got promoted all these while.. still sitting on de stupid chair yew're stuck with since last year..

at least your colleague had the patience to keep testing my phone and eventually got sick of it and telling me that there's no problem with it.. but i credit him for trying.. unlike yew!! jus leaving de place at 6 even when de customer is still around.. what kind of service is this? sounds like KNNCCB service to me!

if my phone is in a dayme good condition, yew think i wanna waste my time coming back and forth jus to hear yew tell me dat my phone is ok ka? althou the fuel prices in brunei are considerably cheap but take note that my daily salary is jus a fucking 1x bucks! WHAT? yew're laughing at my salary?? c'mon laaaa.. i jus finished my a level nia and it's jus a temporary job.. wait till i complete my degree then i'll throw my fucking salary slip in your face and see who's the one laughing in de end.. it will be wayyyyyyyyyy more than what yew'll ever earn as a cb service centre staff!! i think yew reli need servicing man! if yew really knot be saved liao, i might as well write a letter to your manager in favour of firing yew.. i think yew're a waste of your company's money and my time..

put yourself in my shoes la! going back and forth all the time jus to hear yew tell me "your phone no problem.. i played with it the whole day also no problem.. must be your songs not original" CB EXCUSES LAAAAA!!!!!! if it's de song's problem then why others can play it without de zzz-ing sound after i sent it to them? can yew bloody explain this? oh wait! yew can't! i forgot that all yew can say is "your phone no problem.. i played with it the whole day also no problem.. must be your songs not original".. sry, my bad! but seriously la.. your vocabulary so limited man! yew keep repeating the same thing to me over and over again.. yew think i'm like yew meh? constantly needs to be reminded of the situation! in other words, retarded! or verbally disabled if yew want smth fresh..

never have i met anyone this shallow, i tell yew.. i bet she doesn't even know how to spell the word "technician".. maybe i'll ask her that when i remember bout it de next time i charge into the stupid service centre place to show her that my phone is NOT ok! nabeh! i hope yew get sacked at the very instant i step foot into de shop so i can laugh my lungs out and make sure yew'll be so embarrased that yew never wanna leave home ever again for the rest of your life!

yew're de kind of person who doesn't deserve good things.. i think your boss knows it too.. that's wai he never promotes yew HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA =DDDDDDDDDDDDD

if yew plan to get a new phone there, please bear in mind that if your phone screwed up, yew got nowhere reliable to turn to unless if yew're willing to pay for de stupid thing when it's still under warranty.. and THAT is a very stupid thing to do.. even if yew have that much money, yew also dowanna benefit idiots lyddat right? i think i'm going to write a letter to the manager of the company if their so called "technicians" tell me that my phone is ok, which obviously is NOT! i love complaining but all these while i've been doing it unofficially.. i'm going to give my first time to de fucking idiot and i think it's worth it lo.. waste so much of my time nia! tamade tamago maki!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i hope yew get sacked!!!!!! =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


p/s: if yew wanna know which company i'm talking bout, please feel free to ask me thru msn o anything.. not worth it getting sued jus becos i mentioned the name here right? =ppppp

Monday, 21 January 2008

LAMERICK LOLSSSSSSSSSSSSS

am chatting wid lame-rick currently.. and he's so lame yew knot belif!!!! no beliff?? read!!!!!!


rick=) ❤ⓡⓖ⑤⑦❤ says:
BUT SINCE
rick=) ❤ⓡⓖ⑤⑦❤ says :
you want to see gentlemanness
rick=) ❤ⓡⓖ⑤⑦❤ says:
you lanja me this once nia


NOW TELL ME.. DO ANY OF YEW SEE ANY GENTLEMAN-NESS IN HIM???? NO RYTEEEE??????? =PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

and right before that, he said this in regards to his very part time job..


rick=) ❤ⓡⓖ⑤⑦❤ says:
they see me newbie they hire me cause of handsomenestt only
rick=) ❤ⓡⓖ⑤⑦❤ says:
LOL~


HAHAHAHAHAHA yew wishhh boi!!!!!!!!!!!!! =pppppppppp


rick=) ❤ⓡⓖ⑤⑦❤ says:
later you write there
rick=) ❤ⓡⓖ⑤⑦❤ says:
today i chat with the lamest guy in the world
rick=) ❤ⓡⓖ⑤⑦❤ says:
HAHHA


and yes!!! TODAY I CHAT WID THE LAMEST GUY IN THE WORLD!!!

THERE YEW HAF IT!!!! another episode of my random conversations wid lame ppl HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and please take note i am one of them too and yes, i am PROUD to be one of de lame ppl =DDDDDDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA


// edited

rick=) ❤ⓡⓖ⑤⑦❤ says:
NVMMM
rick=) ❤ⓡⓖ⑤⑦❤ says:
I BELIEVE
rick=) ❤ⓡⓖ⑤⑦❤ says:
thatttt
rick=) ❤ⓡⓖ⑤⑦❤ says:
Not all will think i lame =(
rick=) ❤ⓡⓖ⑤⑦❤ says:
HAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHHAA anyone agree wid him??? i don see any hands!!! so yeaaaa.. apparently everyone thinks knows yew are lame!!!!!!!


rick=) ❤ⓡⓖ⑤⑦❤ says:
today i learn
rick=) ❤ⓡⓖ⑤⑦❤ says:
never to say im handsome to joanne anymore
rick=) ❤ⓡⓖ⑤⑦❤ says:
hahahahhahahahahaa


HAHAHAHAHA yess!!!!! dat is a lesson to be learnt LOLSSSSSSSSSSs =pppppppppppp

=O 4 days out in a Row xD

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Sunday, 20 January 2008

hello!! seems so long didn't blog liao.:P
i got my hair cut yesterday, caz it's getting too heavy n tangle-ly. my hair super oily when i arrived at the saloon so they washed my hair TWICE, but i think that knot the reason. think caz the hairdresser was buzy with someone else although i got my appointment already. the guy add shampoo FOUR times(..""""). and he dunno how to massage also, just claw at my head for half an hour. T_T and kept forgetting not to do so at a particular spot that hurtsT_TT_TT_T aiyoh~~~pure torture man. and the water ah...kept getting warm then cold then warm then cold again...he must be a new guy...hurts when he wanna comb when blowing also, caz tangle a lot. got the urge to do everthing myselfT_T.
and i spent TWO hours in the saloon just for a haircutT_T
unhappy customer
my mother washed her hair too, by the same guy. and that's worth twelve dollarsT_T
next time i'll make sure my hair's not oily when i go saloon:P
oh but the hairdresser knows a lot wo. she taught me how how how so my hair dun get oily n how to blow n sprys and stuffs stuffs stuffs. wa...
hairdresser: do you spray or this o that?
me: no i use comb only...
:PP
i guess the result was ok lor, just fringes kept getting into my eyes.
but shorter and lighter:D:D:DDD

and the day b4 that was the FIRST time i drive my friends around oh!!! alley was a fantastic guide!!!:D
haha happy~~~><

Friday, 18 January 2008

today is a GREAT day

why????






becos it's JAYDARLING<3's BIRTHDAY today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


now yew all mite be thinking why, of all de ppl in de world, would i fall in LOVE wid him.. i get ppl asking wai i always go gaga over him.. and for this SPECIAL OCCASION, i shall reveal all de secrets!!! yeshhh!!! all the bu neng shuo de mi mi, or as i would like to call it beh tang kong eh mi mi =XXXXX please excuse my hokkien translation.. it might be cacat but please take note dat i'm happy wid it =ppppppp

it's in de way he smiles at me =D


it's in de way he poses OH-SO-DIAOly in photo shoots =D


it's in de way he plays de piano with one hand =p


it's in de way he thinks of me when he's supposed to be concentrating =D


it's in de way he misses me all the time =ppppppp


it's in de way he undress himself!!!! =ppppppppp


and many more laaaaa.. i'll save de rest for nx time =ppppppppp

so darling is spending his bdae having his concert at singapore tonite..

so sry i couldnt make it there darling but i noe yew'll forgive me yes? next time haf a mini concert at my place or yours jus for me yess?? =pppppppppp

oh wells.. one year older maturer, one year DIAO-er yew are!!

DIAO!!! =DDDDDDD

i love yew many many <3333333333333333333

Thursday, 17 January 2008

summary of my day =p

hmm haven been really blogging for a while ledi.. so i shud be getting back on track now.. or else when de expo starts, this blog will be dead since ping never blogs.. mayi blogs about once or twice a week and alley blogs when.. err unexpectedly.. althou i gave her a quota of at least 3 posts a week but i doubt that she'll be able to come up wid it, right? WHAT? yew said no?!? PROVE IT TO ME =DDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA

so working has been really good.. considering the 1 week off given to us.. and thanx kenny, for counting down de days till i work again! reli APPRECIATE it ehhhh =XXXX HAHAHAHA

and we've been given a task today.. don think i shud mention it here as some ppl might feel offended if he/she/it knows that he/she/it is involved in it.. sooooo yaaaaa.. =)

actually.. my inspiration for this post came while i was having lunch wid my colleagues jus now.. ok, i haf this colleague whose boyfriend SI BEH UNGENTLEMAN OK???? whyyy? picture this! i was having lunch wid her.. then her bf came.. so she went over to him to order at the fast food chain counter.. and when the both of them came back.. guess what??

she was taking HIS food!!!!!!!! and what is the guy doing?

WALKING EMPTY HANDED!!! natoot ahhh!! if my guy ever do this to me i swear i'll slap his face many many many times and dump him in the rubbish dump and makes sure he'll stink for the rest of his life!! SIAO MAN!!! these kind of guys still exist kannn?? =.="""""

and on the other hand, this other colleague of mine.. her bf ah.. SI BEH GENTLEMAN OK??? they've been together for like a year and a half or so.. and her guy still opens the car door for her!! i mean not all the guys do dat right? even if it's just their first month..

BUT!!!! this guy very strict lo towards her.. she knot wear t-shirts (yes the short sleeves kind, not sleeveless) or anything not covering herself.. so only long sleeves shirts and anything longgg are allowed.. and MUST wear tudung!!! anything other than that is DOOM'S DAY!!! =.=""" SIAOOOO EHHHH!!!! so i'm really curious lo.. i ask her "how yew stand him ah?" she, being the shy type, jus smiles at me laa.. then this other colleague of mine said "sayang sayang ni dah ok"

so meaning love still tops it all laa?? soo wedding day still hafta cover everything laaa? everything knot show except for the face and fingers la?? so why not just make this permanent tattoo-kind of clothing on her so dat she'll never, EVER expose her skin anymore?? =SSSS but nvm la.. i haf no say in other ppl's relationships but i'm jus trying to voice out my views nia.. if i offended any of yew guys or gurl's bf in anyway.. sry looooooo.. and btw yew wanna loan kaaa? =ppppp HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

jus a while ago, was having a conversation wid jenny on msn..

jenny: haha.. you not working ah so free de?
me: hahahahaahaha =O
me: yew were expecting me to work till 8 ah?
me: SIAO EHHHH
me: i work office hours lerr.. cos no expo now
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAA
jenny: oh.. no wonder... thought working at bank very stress ah as i heard.
me: hahahahahaha nulahs
me: working at my dept no stress at all
jenny: haha.. yealoh. i see u macam very free one leh

haha yeaps.. stress-free!! why, yew ask? cos my bosses are FUN!!! yes, fun ppl to joke around with.. but of course when it comes to work we hafta be serious laaaa.. but still, it feels lyk we're a family, or smth lyddat, ledi even if it's been jus 2 weeks or so.. and i haf NO regrets not working in the back office.. seriously =D

don belif i haf good bosses?

well, the bank will be having it's annual dinner this saturday and usually, it only applies to those whu haf been working for a while.. BUT my OH-SO-GREAT bosses got permission for us noobs to join the dinner and yes we are joining de dinner!!!!! and after dat we'll be partying at THE BAZE (dono de spelling but melvin said it's dis so yea =p)!!!! YESHH!! partyyyyy!!!! =DDDDDDDDD how can yew NOT be jelles of us??? =pppppppppppppppppppp

oh, and the theme for the dinner/party is sports attire.. we newbies haven decided on wad to wear lagiii.. and melvin was saying track pants and t-shirt can liao.. SIAO MEHHH?? party wid track pants? =.="" cubatah yew wear your track pants and go clubbing in sg.. nice o not? =p HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA ok laaaa, i noe it's a sports attire theme but stillll!!!!! LOLSSSSSSSS =ppppppppppppppp

Tuesday, 15 January 2008

=(

why are people so mean to me tonite? =(((((((((((




Kenny | 信恩 says:
whatever




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA