I ish so Happy =D LOL

Haha Okay to start off this post..I ish soooo happyyyy miahahahaha and i am soooo hyperrrrr but the weird thing is...I DONT KNOW WHY!LOL i end up smilling for no apparent reason @@ I must be sick or something..someone SAVE ME xD Bahahaha xD okay so right enough of my crazy-ness (for now xD) cause right now i'd prolly look something like this

My Craziness Strikes Again(this is supposed to be a GIF FILE..its supposed to go RAWR! XD)

Okay so back to the topic, the reason for this post is because recently while chatting with a 'friend who wished not to be named' , the said "person" asked me to blog about their prom experience (the MD prom thingy), so i shall attempt to write this thingy without revealing "person's" identity..So okay i dont know how to continue from here so i'll just post the uhhh convo that we had xD

"Person" says (4:11 PM): 0wh yea..i forgot 2 tell you my prom experience

LunarWings[X] says (4:11 PM): oo how was it?lol

"Person" says (4:14 PM): Boring

LunarWings[X] says (4:14 PM): o.o why?

"Person" says (4:14 PM): The prom ws $38 & its not worth it

LunarWings[X] says (4:14 PM): how come?o.o was it that boring?@.@

"Person" says (4:14 PM): The band ws cool but some songs sang it awful

"Person" says (4:15 PM): The music is booring

LunarWings[X] says (4:15 PM): O.ooooo

"Person" says (4:15 PM): The decoration is booring

"Person" says (4:15 PM): They 0nly deco tha place wit rose petals

LunarWings[X] says (4:15 PM): ooo..and thats not nice?

"Person" says (4:16 PM): Even on da dance floor making ppl nearly slipped while dancing including me n ("Person's" Friend who is the same gender)

LunarWings[X] says (4:16 PM): O.oooooo;

"Person" says (4:17 PM): Me n "Friend" ws dancing 2 thaa beat till "Friend's" heels slipped due 2 tha rose petals. I ws trying 2 hold her but den things went wrng

LunarWings[X] says (4:17 PM):wrong?what do ya mean wrong?

LunarWings[X] says (4:17 PM): you fall?apa?banana split?LOL

"Person" says (4:18 PM): Not fall..

"Person" says (4:18 PM): Em..we've 'TER'kissed

LunarWings[X] says (4:18 PM): O.O?! you ter-huh?????wahlau?

"Person" says (4:18 PM): Kissed as in tru lipz

"Person" says (4:18 PM): Haha..funny

LunarWings[X] says (4:19 PM): @.@

"Person" says (4:19 PM): I ter-kissed "Friend's" lipz n "Friend" got my teeth instead..ahahaha

LunarWings[X] says (4:19 PM): HAHAHAHA LOL?Thats just...like WTH?@@

"Person" says (4:20 PM): I hpe nobody see that wen it hpns

LunarWings[X] says (4:20 PM): Uhh...swt?

"Person" says (4:21 PM): Hehe..

"Person" says (4:21 PM): Aneway..

LunarWings[X] says (4:21 PM): That was weird @@..

"Person" says (4:21 PM): Embarassing uh?

"Person" says (4:21 PM): Ahahaha..

-END-

Okay "person" I blogged bout your experience already so now it's time to talk bout something else that i found sort of funny o.o; So uhh last week i think, Sora (i usually call her sis)..yesh so i havent talked to her in a while so i called her up and i dunno if she was being weird or what but she started talking bout being able to read people's butt's o.o; and the thing i found funny was that she mentioned a couple of girls in our school(no, not our friends just like random people lah) xD and started telling me about their butt's droopiness or whateverness(wasnt really listening cause i just kept laughing XD) and i dont mean to be MEAN but..who wouldnt laugh after hearing "That girl has got the BIGGEST GRANDMA's BUTT I've ever seen in my entire LIFE" (Quote SORA) and she continued with "Its so droopy and unteenage-like"..yeah that cracked me up xD..i have a weird sense of humour @@ oh well that just adds to my craziness XD

So today when I was in annez car, we were at the traffic light somewhere i forgot o.o; but she suddenly screamed and kept pointing forward, so i thought it was something on the road outside so i kept trying to look then outta nowhere a roach popped up right infront of her(inside the car near the err steering wheel thing?) and uhh LOL her reaction was just SOOO FUNNY!(HAHA lool "omg ali wht the fook!" << LOOOOOOL!!! BAHAHAHAHHA) yeah so she tried opening the window to get it out but it didnt wanna go out @@ so i was holding a tissue trying to grab it..but then it kept falling down n trying to run away(luckily the traffic light was red but unluckily i think people were watching us wondering why we keep opening and closing windows) so then we managed to get it out(just when the lights turned green too XD) bahaha but seriously y'know..that girl she cracks me up!XD maybe its weird saying this but its fun hanging out with her y'know?haha yeaaa if you're reading this LOL(Meh of course you are XD)..just wanted ya to know..its great having a friend like you LOL...right so now i gotta get ready for driving theory class(AGAIN T___T) so CYA! HAHAHA xD dammit im getting influenced by you @@

English Driving Theory Class is...

ITS SO COOL!HAHAHA YEA ITS SOOOOOOOO COOOL =.= I Understand more by watching my friends drive than listening to the teacher talk..i mean Whhhaaaaat?totally no faham him la..and when he was telling us about roadsigns he pronounced "No Parking" as "No ****ing" =.=;;;; i mean seriously at least make the class understandable or something..for that hr and a half i was 'fa dai-ing' (daydreaming) n msging on the phone =.=;;;;;;;;;;; I'm dreading to go back tomoro night T______T because i seriously wont get a single word the dude says @@..he was talking about class 1 to class 12 cars and something about vans and pickups being mini busses and trucks and asking how many correct answers we got from the very very very confusing QnA MCQ thing..ah well at least they gave a booklet with 'understandable' english in it..right now so i gotta go snoooozey before i cant wake up at 7am tomoro and annez is gonna kill me so Cya!

snoopy and his keys

today i will talk about my keychain! snoopy the keychain! white white one><><>and holding flowers. for who? me lo of course!<><><><><><><><><><><><><><

then when i want to return my keys to the school ack i forgot to bring! so penguin give school her copy of my keys. see? so now i can go back to school and open the locker of someone's else lagi, what i bought till march?


*hugs

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somehow while surfing around de net.. i happen to bump into this conversation in this certain website.. and it kinda erupted de volcano in me.. ok la maybe a bit too kua zhang but i find it very #$%^&*&^#%$(@# lu.. only alley will understand wad this is all about.. not that i am very kiam not sharing this wid yew ppl (if anyone even bother reading our blog) but some things are just way too personal to be shared, publicly.....

and therefore, despite having to put up with her $%$*&%&*$-ness, i have decided to alter my list, yes, again.. oh and no!! not jus becos of her.. i mean c'mon!! so not worth it ryte? there are also other things that contributed to wanting me to alter my list.. so this is how my list shud look like..

my list of new year's resolution(s):
1) be nice to everyone people i know people i want to be nice to and at anytime i want
-end-

yew might be thinking.. wad's de point right? no need resolution laa lyddat!!! ya true.. actually dis whole new year resolution thing is really stupid.. it's jus to entertain yew guys (i.e. no one, cos no one actually reads dis =p) so yesh.. i'll end my post here la.. and no i'm not angry.. i'm perfectly fine =DDDDD

I LOVE EXPOs!!!

why, yew ask? cos i met a cute guy dere =ppp and partly cos i met jiayun<3 dere too LOLS i'm not sure if the upcoming expo is going to be this fun o not as he wont be joining us i guess =( but we'll see.. =p

during the expo, this chinese guy from another booth was talking to me.. in a very familiar language, but i'm sure it's not chinese.. when i replied him wid a "huh?" he repeated de sentence again.. and to my surprise(?), he thought i was a malay =.=""""""" cos i talked in malay to my colleagues maa cos they're, well, malays? LOLSSSSS but funny laa then i told him "wo shi hua ren" (i'm chinese) then we both LOLed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

and at the qqstation booth, when i wanted to buy a screen protector for my pspink, i asked this chinese-look-alike guy if they haf it and how much it costs, in chinese.. and he put on this puzzled look and replied me "i'm a malay laaaa" =O dayme paiseh mannnn HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

de few of us haf been granted a week off from work cos of our hardworking-ness during the expo.. yeah right =X HAHAHA so basically i'm free for this one WHOLE week! so date me ppl!! =ppppppp

went out wid ping and alley yest.. why no mayi, yew ask? cos she put us aeroplane lo =((( HAHAHA and we went to mcdonald's for lunch when i saw that they're giving away this little cute cute teddy holding an alphabet and it's so dayme cuteee laaaa.. but yew hafta buy a happy meal in order to get de teddy for free.. and guess wad? i bought a happy meal =D

me: can i haf a beefburger happy meal pls? =)
waitress: =O *very surprised*
me: i wan the teddy wid de letter J ah =D
waitress: oh ok...............

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA for those of yew whu dono wad a happy meal is.. it's a kid's meal =pppp


and i am one happy customer =DDDDDD

in addition to my pinky-pink-pink collection, i haf now a pspink<33333


it doesnt look that nice here but in reality it's VERY CHIO and i <333 =p

i bought this pink nike yoga mat.. well it's not lyk i'm gonna use it much but it's dayme chio mannn.. some more it's on sale!! 50% ehhhh!! SIAO how can let it go lyddat ryte? =pppppppppppp still in search of more pinky stuffs to widen my collection =pppp

*OMGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he jus msged me =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD* de happiness!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

while i was shopping, i saw this weird looking hulahoop.. kinda slingy like, not those hard hard ones which yew usually see.. and this particular not so famous department store was selling it for $15+ while another very famous store was selling it for $65 before a 15% discount.. and they're both the EXACT, SAME THING!! someone please explain to me why this is so? is it becos of the popularity of the store? i mean c' mon man!! de extra 50 bucks can be used to buy 3 more of that or 2 of my very chio PINKY yoga mat.. how come lyddat ah? SIAO AHHH?? =SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I'm Back =D (Part 2)

Okay!Now for the continuation of my not-so-interesting blog, I'll post up some pictures of all the sights in Burma soon(cause the camera ish with my dad!) and yesh my dad's friends invited us to dinner at Pepper's(some western style restaurant with a Thai Chef). The food at that restaurant, It is to DIE FOR!Just thinking about it is making me hungry!and the price WOOT CHEAP MAN! See usually if you eat steak and stuff it costs about $16 and above right? I ate barbequed Ribs there and the cost was $6 Brunei ONLY!and the portion was HUGE! So all of us shared our food yesh so they ordered

1. Appetizer : Pork Neck (First time i tried tho.quite nice o.o)





2. Appetizer : Chicken Satay (Meh I'd Have to say Brunei one is way better)





3. Fish And Chips(FRESH FISH =O NOT FILLET!)





4. BBQ Pork Ribs (Very Tender & Juicy)





5. Peppers Beef Steak (Expected it to be hard but woh!so TENDER)





6. Hawaiian Pork Chop (Very pineapple-ey xD)





7. Grilled Lamb Chop (Meh this tastes like the same everywhere o.o)





8. Dessert : Rum Ice Cream (Woh!First time i tried this too!xD)





9. Dessert : Coconut Ice Cream (I dunno how to comment on this lol)

Okay so now enough about food before i get hungry..Bahaha so after Myanmar, we stopped over in Singapore for 2days =D and i went to buy annez her Pspink yesh, i searched ALLLLLL around Sim Lim Square for the cheapest price(because all of them are trying to rip us off.THANK GOD I know a thing or two about Psp's or else I'd have bought the $400+ one @.@) Yesh they keep saying you need some special software or UMD and blah blah blah but oh well i found one with a good price so i got that one for her and i got myself my 2nd psp =D its silver =OOOOO bahahaha cos my old psp analog joystick is uhhh K.O-ed so that one's my media centre now =D

Yays =D and for some bad news, my phone got FRIED >.<>

But..the next morning when i was messaging anne..some gibberish came up O.O and then i couldnt press back cause when i did it kept saying 'Send to' so bah =.=; stupid phone when my mom took it for repairing it was working fine =.= so since my phone is kind of uhh dead and its been very uhhh crappy(4MB with no external memory storage?=O) so i kinda bugged my mom to get me a new one lol =D and here it ish! =D

Bahahaha its RED =D I seriously <3 this phone..and i have no idea why haha okay so now im hungry so imma go get dinner =D Cyaaaaaaa~

working today is FUN!! =DDDDD

hahaha yeaps yew read it right =D althou we don get much bisnes.. but it's de last day we'll all be hanging out together.. it's de last day for de ppls from de other department.. saddd laaaa.. after so many days of bonding, they're gonna leave us jus lyddat =((((((((((((((

it's not lyk we noe one another very well but..... i'm jus GLAD to be working wid dem throughout this expo.. it's not lyk they're gonna be reading this but.. yew guys are de BOMB!! althou i don mean it everytime i say this to others but this time.. i MEAN it =DDDDDD

this is jus gonna be a short post.. lyk THIS short.. it's jus to share how happy and sad i feel.. and i'm not emo.. i'm not...... =(((((((((((((((((((((





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

I'm Back =D

(PLEASE NOTE!MY ENGLISH IS TERRIBLE RIGHT NOW!So plllllease forgive me for that..i've been listening to broken english for like...soooo long..so yea XD)Woot!My first post!and i'm finally back from my loong loong looooooong holiday! So I flew off to Singapore on the 19th of Dec (Same flight with Jenny Samseng & Sally Hot!Woot!) then on the 20th I flew to Myanmar(previously known as Burma).. Okay so we arrived there and blah blah yatta yatta..we fast forward to reaching my grandparents place..havent been back there for like 4 years or something =O..pretty long,huh? okay i'm gonna list 5 things that have changed and not changed there

CHANGED

1. Cleaner Streets & Dirt roads have been Tar-red (thank god!)
2. Grandparents got a new dog (He's Friggin tall!when he stands up he's Taller than me!)
3. There are finally cyber-cafe's around ( but most are for Dota-ing cause the net there is like HEAVILY FILTERED)
4. Stuffs are slightly more expensive now but hey still cheap!
5. Most people are into Korean Movies

NOT CHANGED

1. ELECTRICITY KEEPS GETTING CUT OFF (ARGH!will elaborate on this later)
2. If you dont run the water pump at least like 4 times a day you have no water @.@
3. Tons of dust and smoke!
4. 90% of cars are like 30yrs or something old
5. Dusty Roads(Car no aircon means you're breathing dust!)and Smoke(everyone lights up there)and Spiting(everyone spits on the roads everywhere.and its RED!cause of betel nuts)

Okay so I went back and went in the house..started the computer then POOF!no electricity!WHAAAAT?turn on my handphone..no network..ZOMG?!?!?!Everyday electricity goes off for like 10 hours!Everyday i wait to sleep only!so BORING!No TV no Pc no phone no nothing T__T its so SAD really..everyday I sleep, eat, wait for electricity to on so can bath, and wait for 10pm t sleep..looking for stuff needa look in the dark @@.. okay i needa go to bed so will continue tomoro!xDxD

TO BE CONTINUED.....

I Love My Car

until the day i saw a lizard shopping in it =(

i'm not gonna go into that cos lizards are jus EWWW!! =X HAHAHAHA but i still love my car many many laaaaa =p

there's currently an exhibition at icc and work there is fun and no fun at the same time.. fun - a lot of ppl WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! dennis phiong & simmie are whu i go to when i feel bored talkative =X HAHAHAHA no fun - bisnes no good =(

anyone of yew interested in taking up a loan, personal, or goods, car or house, or girlfriend (?), find me yes? i'll give yew as much love as possible =X

if ever yew see someone running lyk crazy on the streets or malls, and someone else is chasing behind.. dat person chasing could be me! i need loans!! THIS is how desperate i am! =(((

OMG!!

yew wan loan?

=X HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

come join the fair and haf fun! gaming competitions are on! lucky draws to be won! beautiful lcd tvs on sale and laptops too! get everything yew want here.. and make sure yew loan from me!! JOANNE with the xmas tree top =DDDD wad xmas tree yew ask? aiyaaa green wan baaaa =ppppppppp

seeing yew ppl dere =DDDDD

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! =DDD

hahaha lame title! so uncreative =/ i'll tink of smth hip for next year's first post, hopefully =X

so new year was spent at shenny's place.. had a gathering over and no surprises =X jen and her were planning this "burfdae surprise" for me but shen spilled it ALL out the nite before when she msged me saying "yew'll be surprised" =.="""" HAHAHAHAHAAHHAA but thanx for de efforts =D it's been nice.. well fun! considering all de ppl dat turned up.. havent seen them in quite a while liao.. why do i feel lyk my post is getting boring-er after each sentence? =.="" oh! happy burfdae alister! =D

over de holidays i haf been thinking bout new year resolutions.. never did this before cos i used to think dat it's silly =X i mean yew don need a new year to haf resolutions ryte? it's lyk if yew figured out that yew wanna, for example, lose weight.. then yew'll hafta say "that'll be my next year's resolution!" so yew'll stay fat till the end of this yer? =/

but since everyone (well, almost) is doing a list every year, maybe i'll jus make one this yer.. i think i hear ppl saying "i tot yew said it's silly?" try no harm maaaaa =pppppppppppp HAHAHAHAHAAH

my list of new year's resolution(s):
1) be nice to everyone
-end-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA some of yew might think "CHEHHHH!!!" but it's not that easy i tell yew.. don belif? picture this..

yew're shopping for clothes and suddenly a salesgirl (with a face SO BLACK that it makes bao jing tian want to get himself more TANNED =X) approached yew, staring at whatever minute thing yew're doing.. as if yew're going to steal smth and whenever yew ask her questions, she answered yew in a cb-ly RUDE manner! now HOW can yew be nice to her?

i think my list needs an alteration.. don think i needa be nice to someone lyddat =/

my list of new year's resolution(s):
1) be nice to everyone people i know
-end-

althou this is kind of vague but i shall leave it there for the time being.. call me lazy becos i am.. and i hafta get ready for de expo later.. wish me luck =/

oh and before i end this post, thanks to EVERYONE that greeted me for my bdae and new year.. hahaha all in one.. reli appreciate it guys =D ciaos!